Tzu Hsiang took a video of me trying to pronounce words. Just so you know, for the next 24 hours, there will be “sch” sounds at the end of every word. Of course, I wouldn’t come up with words like shingz and boomz (unless my life depended on it.) Liquid diet, people! Retainerzsch.

On the topic of Ris Low, I can’t believe people would cash in on her. It isn’t as big as the William Hung catastrophe (She Bangs, anyone?), but honestly, its really getting stale. Boomz, leopard preens, rad…